The Zen of Vacation Rental Sarcasm July 5, 2009
Posted by Herb in : 1 , trackbackIts always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is probably not for you.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably a wise investment.
Some days you’re the bug; some days you’re the windshield.
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
KauaiHerb
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You’re like a wise old owl, without the feathers and the mouse breath.