You Know You’re In Trouble When… June 30, 2009
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Your accountants letter of resignation is postmarked Zurich.
Your secretary tells you the FBI is on line 1, the DA is on line 2, and 60 Minutes is on line 3.
You see your stockbroker hitchhiking out of town.
You see the captain running toward the railing wearing a life jacket.
You make more than you ever made, owe more than you ever owed, and have less than you’ve ever had.
You tell the barber what you think about his prices before you get your haircut.
Getting there is half the fun and three-fourths of the vacation budget.
The simple instructions enclosed aren’t.
You take an assertiveness training course and you’re afraid to tell your wife.
Your pacemaker has only a thirty day guarantee.
The pest exterminator crawls under your house and never comes out
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